Labels:text | font OCR: $10,000,000.00 UFO ABDUCTION INSURANCE This is to certify tant THE UFO ABDUCTION & CASUALTY INSURANCE COMPANY ( A Federal Corporation ) agrees to pay or indemnify FOXX MULDER (hereafter referred to as the ABDUCTEE) the sum of $10,000,000.00 (TEN MILLION DOLLARS ) in the extor of the ABDUCTED'S departure & return to planet Earth. This policy is subject to the following terms and conditions: A) MEDICAL COVERAGE includes all outpatient psychiatric care. B) SARCASM COVERAGE is limited to immediate family members C) DOUBLE INDEMNITY COVERAGE of the ALS of (TWENTY MILLION) $ 20.000,000.00 in the event: a) the aliens insist on conjugal visits b) the encounter results with any offspring being referred to As Le NEXT MISSING LINK e) the aliens refer to the Abxductoc as a ma tritional food source Of ...
